S1 E24 - Long Live Walter Jameson

I was obsessed with defying mortality. I went to doctors, scientists, magicians, nothing. Finally, I'm talking to a friend and he says, "You should talk to my friend, he has his doctorate in philosophy." So I go to his friend and ask him if he knows of anything about living for eternity. Guy doesn't say a word, just pulls out his STUDENT LOANS. I get no respect, I tell ya.